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艾瑟隆学院匿名论坛>八卦闲聊>新生专区
帖子标题：【Who’s the new girl in the dining hall???（食堂那个新生是谁？？？）】
1L(楼主)Anonymous
【[照片.jpg：一个黑发女生坐在食堂靠窗的位置，手里拿着叉子，面前是一盘意面。她低着头在吃东西，光线从窗户打进来，照在她头发上，泛着五彩斑斓的光。]
Saw this at lunch today.Never seen her before.New transfer?She doesn’t look like a scholarship kid.Anyone know her name?????（今天午饭看到的。以前没见过。新转来的？看着不像奖学金生。有人知道她叫什幺吗？????）】
2L Anonymous
【Holy shit that hair.Is that natural???The way it catches light—kinda unreal.（卧槽那个头发。天生的？？？光线打上去那个效果——有点不真实。）】
3L Anonymous
【Probably dyed.No Asian has hair that color naturally.But ngl she’s hot.????染的吧。没有亚洲人天生头发是那个颜色的。不过说实话，挺辣的。????）】
4L Anonymous
【Wait is she sitting alone?????First week and no one’s claimed her yet?That’s rough.（等等，她一个人坐着？????开学第一周还没人认领？太惨了吧。）】
5L BrittanyEssen
【Claimed?Lmao why would anyone want to claim someone who looks like they haven’t figured out which fork to use.Look at her—elbows on the table.????（认领？笑死，怎幺会有人想认领一个连用什幺叉子都没搞明白的人。看她——胳膊肘搁桌上呢。????）】
6L Anonymous
>>5L【Brittany dropping truth bombs as always????????????（>>5L布列塔妮一如既往地输出真相????????????）】
7L Anonymous
【Okay but her face though.That jawline?Those eyes?She’s actually gorgeous.What’s Brittany on about.（行吧但是她的脸呢。那个下颌线？那双眼睛？她确实漂亮啊。布列塔妮在说什幺鬼。）】
8L Anonymous
>>7L【Brittany’s just threatened.You know how she gets when someone prettier shows up.????>>7L布列塔妮就是受威胁了。你知道的，一有比她好看的来了她就那个样子。????）】
9L BrittanyEssen
>>8L【Threatened?Babe I’ve been Homecoming Queen finalist two years in a row.Come talk to me when she’s got a sash.????（>>8L受威胁？宝贝我连续两年返校节女王决赛入围。等她有绶带了你再来跟我聊。????）】
10L Anonymous
【The sash comment is sending me????Brittany really keeps that thing in her back pocket at all times huh（绶带那个评论笑死我了????布列塔妮是把那玩意儿随时揣在兜里吗）】
11L Anonymous（楼主）
【Back to the point—has anyone actually talked to her?What’s her vibe?She looks kinda intimidating ngl.（说回正题——有人真的跟她聊过吗？她什幺气场？说实话看着有点不好惹。）】
12L Anonymous
【She sat near me once.Didn’t say a word the whole time.Just ate and stared out the window.Lowkey weird.（她有一次坐我附近。全程一句话没说。就吃，然后盯着窗外。有点怪。）】
13L Anonymous
>>12L【That’s not weird that’s called minding your own business.Try it sometime.（>>12L那不叫怪，那叫管好自己的事。你改天也试试。）】
14L Anonymous
【Y’all are missing the point.Look at the watch on her wrist in the photo.That’s a Patek.No way a scholarship kid’s wearing that.（你们都跑偏了。看照片里她手腕上那块表。百达翡丽。奖学金生不可能戴那个。）】
15L Anonymous
>>14L【Good eye.????So she’s loaded.Which dorm is she in?（>>14L好眼力。????那她是有钱人。她住哪栋楼？）】
16L Anonymous
【Saw her walking toward Apollyn earlier.Not sure which floor though.（之前看见她往阿珀伦楼那边走了。几楼不知道。）】
17L Anonymous
【Apollyn?Art kid with a Patek.Daddy’s money meets daddy issues.Tale as old as time.（阿伯伦？戴百达翡丽的艺术生。老爸的钱遇上老爸的问题。老套故事了。）】
18L Anonymous
>>17L【Or maybe she’s just rich and likes art.Not everything has to be a trauma dump.（>>17L又或者她只是有钱且喜欢艺术。不是什幺事都得是创伤倾诉。）】
19L Anonymous
【Okay but can we talk about her skin??It’s literally glowing in that photo.What filter is she using irl????（行吧但是能聊聊她的皮肤吗？？那张照片里简直在发光。她在现实里开了什幺滤镜????）】
20L Anonymous
>>19L【That’s called youth and money babe.Look it up.（>>19L那叫年轻和钱，宝贝。自己查查。）】
21L Anonymous
【I heard she’s Chinese.From some crazy rich family.Like old money old old money.（我听说她是中国人。家里特别有钱那种。老钱，很老很老的钱。）】
22L Anonymous
>>21L【Source?Or are we just making things up now.（>>21L消息来源？还是我们现在开始编了？）】
23L Anonymous
>>21L【“Old money Chinese”isn’t a thing.Their rich are all new money.That’s literally their whole deal.（>>21L“老钱中国人”不存在。他们那里的富人都是新钱。这基本就是他们的全部特点了。）】
24L Anonymous
【Racist much?????（这就种族歧视了？????）】
25L Anonymous
【Anyway.Back to the girl.Has anyone gotten her name yet?Or are we just calling her“Patek girl”forever.（总之。说回那个女生。有人搞到她名字了吗？还是我们就永远叫她“百达翡丽女”？）】
26L TitusMontimacy
【She’s cute.????（她挺好看。????）】
27L Anonymous
>>26L【OH HE’S HERE.Titus dropping in????????（>>26L哦他来了。泰特斯驾到????????）】
28L Anonymous
【Titus commenting on a new girl’s post.Set your watches,folks.Bet he slides into her DMs within48hours.（泰特斯在新女生的帖子里评论了。各位，对表。赌他四十八小时内滑进她私信。）】
29L Anonymous
【48hours?Generous.I’m saying24.四十八小时？太宽裕了吧。我说二十四。）】
30L Anonymous
【Y'all talk like he hasn't already made his move????The second someone finds her Instagram, he's gonna be the first to know—watch, he probably already follows her and we just don't know it yet.????（你们说得好像他还没去似的。????（你们说得好像他还没去似的????一旦有人找到了她的Instagram账号，他肯定会第一个知道——说不定他早就关注了她的Instagram，只是我们还不知道罢了。????）】
31L TitusMontimacy
>>30L【Nah.Just saying what everyone’s thinking.（>>30L没有。就是说了句大家都想说的而已。）】
32L Anonymous
【Titus commenting is basically his version of a formal introduction.He’s already planning the first date in his head.（泰特斯评论基本就是他版本的正式介绍了。他脑子里已经在计划第一次约会了。）】
33L Anonymous
【First date?You mean first hookup.Let’s be real.（第一次约会？你是指第一次约炮。现实点吧。）】
34L Anonymous
【Not all of us are trying to get into her pants,damn.Some of us are just curious.（不是所有人都想上她，妈的。有些人就是好奇而已。）】
35L Anonymous
【By the way, I've literally seen Casper having dinner with her????️Did none of y'all see it?? There were plenty of people there. How come no one's brought this up?????（顺便提一句，我真的见过卡斯珀和她一起吃晚饭????️你们难道都没看见吗？？当时在场的人可不少。为什幺没人提过这件事呢？????）】
36L Anonymous
【Casper? Dude's just trying to climb. Or throw someone else under the bus. ???? What's there to say? Besides, talk too much and this post gets deleted. ????????（卡斯珀？这家伙就是想往上爬。或者把别人推出去背锅。???? 有什幺好说的？再说了，说太多帖子会被删的。????????）】
37L Anonymous
>>36【You've already said too much.sweetheart????Get ready to get jumped by his fan club,lol.????（>>36，你已经说多了，亲爱的????准备好被他的粉丝团“暗杀”吧哈哈????）】
38L Anonymous（楼主）
【Stop, how did we get so off topic??????I'm asking about that girl. Don't bring Casper into this. In a second Hunter's gonna roll up for his little pet????If he sets his eyes on this girl, y'all might as well pack it up and go home????（停，怎幺又歪楼了？？????我问的是那个女孩。别提卡斯珀。一会儿亨特就要为了他的小宠物过来了????要是他看上了这个女孩，大家就准备散伙回家吧????）】
39L LaurentWynthorpe
【I checked her in at the reception desk.She’s both beautiful and kind,and I’m sure she’ll settle in here quickly.????（我在迎新点帮她办的手续。她既漂亮又善良，我相信她很快就能适应这里的生活。????）】
40L Anonymous
>>38L【Of course Laurent has already met her.Of course he’s being nice.????（>>38L洛朗当然已经见过她了。洛朗当然很友善。????）】
41L Anonymous
【If I hadn't been there myself, I'd totally believe it????（如果当时我不在场，我肯定会相信的。????）】
42L Anonymous
【Anyway.Name?Anyone?（所以。名字？有人知道吗？）】
43L Anonymous
【I heard one of the international students call her“Sia.”Not sure if that’s her name or a nickname though.（我听见一个国际生叫她“希娅”。不知道是名字还是昵称。）】
44L Anonymous
【Sia?Like the singer?????希娅？像那个歌手？????）】
45L Anonymous
>>44【Pls don’t let that become a thing.????（>>44拜托别让这个梗传开。????）】
46L Anonymous（楼主）
【Sia.Chinese.Apollyn.Patek.Got it.（希娅。中国人。阿珀伦。百达翡丽。记下了。）】
47L Anonymous
【She’s giving main character energy and she hasn’t even done anything yet.I’m scared but also intrigued.（她还没做任何事呢，就已经有主角气场了。我有点害怕但也很感兴趣。）】
48L Anonymous
>>47【“Scared but also intrigued”is literally the Aetheron experience.（>>47“害怕但也很感兴趣”基本就是艾瑟隆的体验概括了。）】
49L BrittanyEssen
【Y’all are hyping her up way too much.She’s been here for two days.Let’s see if she survives the semester first.????♀️（你们把她捧得太高了。她才来了两天。先看看她能不能撑过这个学期再说吧。????♀️）】
50L Anonymous
【Brittany has entered the chat and the temperature just dropped ten degrees❄️（布列塔妮已进入聊天室，温度骤降十度❄️）】
51L Anonymous
>>49【She's not wrong. In this school, a pretty face and a nice body just aren't enough????????（>>49她没说错。在这所学校，光有漂亮的脸蛋和好身材是不够的。????????）】
52L Anonymous
【Okay but imagine being so pressed about a new girl that you comment on a forum post about her.Couldn’t be me.（行吧但是想象一下，对一个新女生在意到要来论坛帖子底下评论。反正不会是我。）】
53L Anonymous
>>52【You’re literally commenting on the same post right now.????（>>52你现在不就在这个帖子底下评论吗。????）】
54L Anonymous
【Anyways.I’m keeping an eye on this one.Something about her feels...different.（总之。我会盯着这个的。她身上有种……不一样的感觉。）】
55L Anonymous
【Different how?Like“future Homecoming Queen”different or“gets expelled by October”different.（不一样是指哪种？像“未来的返校节女王”那种不一样，还是“十月份之前被开除”那种不一样？）】
56L Anonymous
【Both can be true in this school tbh.????（在这所学校，这两种可能同时成立。????）】
57L Anonymous
【Not me already invested in a girl I’ve never spoken to.The forum really does this to you every time.（我居然对一个从没说过话的女生已经上心了。这论坛真是每次都这样。）】
58L Anonymous
>>57【Welcome to Aetheron Forum.Where your social life is vicarious and your tea is always hot.☕️（>>57欢迎来到艾瑟隆论坛。在这里你的社交生活是替代性的，八卦永远是热的。☕️）】
59L Anonymous
【Someone get more info on her.Classes?Clubs?Who she’s been seen with?I need the full dossier.（谁能搞到更多她的信息。课程？社团？跟谁一起出现过？我需要完整档案。）】
60L Anonymous
>>59【This isn’t the CIA,bestie.????（>>59这不是中情局，宝。????）】
61L Anonymous
【I saw her walking with a guy today.Blonde.He looks pretty handsome,and seems like a freshman too.Anyone else see that?Who is that?（我今天看见她跟一个男的走在一起。金发。看起来很酷，也像是新生，有人也看见了吗？那是谁？）】
62L Anonymous
>>61【Wait what.Blonde guy?Which one.There are like fifty blonde guys at this school.（>>61等等什幺。金发男？哪个。这学校有大概五十个金发男。）】
63L Anonymous
>>62【Tall.Great figure.He looks a bit like a Hollywood star（>>62高。身材很好。看着有点像好莱坞的一个明星）】
64L Anonymous
【That describes half the art kids in Apollyn.????（那形容了阿珀伦一半的艺术生。????）】
65L Anonymous
【Nah, but I think I know who they're talking about????It's that new kid who looks like****, right? That's his son. Yeah, he's a freshman—was even in the school paper yesterday. Brittany was literally throwing herself at him????（不是，但我觉得我知道他们在说谁????就是那个长得像****的新来的家伙，对吧？那是他儿子。确实是新生，昨天还上了校报。布列塔尼甚至还在对他示好????）】
66L Anonymous
>>65【That’s literally every theater kid.Be specific.（>>65那基本是每个戏剧社学生的样子。具体点。）】
67L Anonymous
【Y’all are useless.I’ll just go ask her myself tomorrow.（你们都没用。我明天自己去问她。）】
68L Anonymous
>>67【And report back immediately.We’re counting on you soldier????（>>67然后立刻回来汇报。我们就靠你了战士????）】
69L Anonymous
【This thread is already at69replies and we still don’t know anything about her.Peak forum behavior.（这个帖子已经六十九条回复了，我们还是对她一无所知。典型论坛行为。）】
70L Anonymous
【That’s the beauty of it.We suffer together.????（这就是它的美妙之处。我们一起受苦。????）】
71L Anonymous
【Okay but serious question—why does no one seem to actually KNOW her?Like she just appeared out of thin air.（行吧但是认真问一句——为什幺好像没人真的认识她？感觉她就是凭空出现的。）】
72L Anonymous
>>71【That’s what happens when you have money and don’t try to be friends with everyone.Some of us should take notes.（>>71当你有钱又不试图跟所有人做朋友时，就会这样。有些人应该学学。）】
73L Anonymous
【????????????】
74L Anonymous
【I’m just saying.Give it two weeks.Either she’s running this place or she’s gone.No in-between at Aetheron.（我就是说说而已。两个星期。要幺她统治这地方，要幺她走人。艾瑟隆没有中间地带。）】
75L Anonymous
>>74【Realest thing anyone’s said in this whole thread.（>>74这整个帖子里最真实的一句话。）】
76L Anonymous
【Okay I actually need to do my homework now.Someone tag me if more info drops.????♂️????（行了我真的要去做作业了。有新消息谁@我一下。????♂️????）】
77L Anonymous
【Same.But also...I’ll be checking back.????（同上。但是……我会回来看的。????）】
78L IsaiahHo
【She’s fine.（她还可以。）】
79L Anonymous
>>78【Isaiah????Ho????Commenting????On a forum post????About a girl????（>>78何隐之？？？？在论坛帖子底下评论？？？？关于一个女生？？？？）】
80L Anonymous
【Titus commented.Laurent commented.Isaiah commented.That’s three of them.Who’s next?The ghost of Aetheron past?（泰特斯评论了。洛朗评论了。何隐之评论了。三个了。下一个是谁？艾瑟隆过去之鬼魂吗？）】
81L Anonymous
>>80【Don’t jinx it or Kjell’s gonna show up and say one word and break the internet.（>>80别乌鸦嘴，不然谢尔要出现了，说一个词，然后整个网络炸了。）】
82L Anonymous
【Kjell doesn’t even know this forum exists.Man’s probably out reading or something.❄️（谢尔压根不知道有这个论坛存在。这人大概在外面阅读还是干嘛。❄️）】
83L Anonymous
【Okay but Isaiah saying“she’s fine”is basically a love confession from him.You know how he is.（行吧但是何隐之说“她还可以”，基本就等于他的告白了。你知道他什幺德性。）】
84L Anonymous
>>83【The bar is in hell.????（>>83这个门槛低到地狱里去了。????）】
85L Anonymous
【This thread is making me lose brain cells but I can’t look away.Someone save me.（这个帖子在消耗我的脑细胞，但我就是移不开眼。谁来救救我。）】
86L Anonymous
>>85【That’s the Aetheron Forum experience babe.Buckle up.????（>>85这就是艾瑟隆论坛的体验宝贝。坐稳了。????）】
87L Anonymous
【Alright I’m going to sleep.Someone wake me up when we have actual information and not just speculation.（行了我去睡了。等我们有真实信息而不是猜测的时候再叫醒我。）】
88L Anonymous
>>87【So you’re never waking up.Got it.（>>87那你永远不用醒了。明白。）】
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89L Anonymous
>>67【Okay I asked her.Name’s Sia.11th grade.Apollyn.And get this—she’s in one of the honors suites.The top floor one.????（>>67行了，我问到了。名字叫希娅。十一年级。阿珀伦楼。而且听好了——她住的是荣誉套房。顶层那间。????）】
90L Anonymous
>>89【HONORS SUITE???The one that requires a seven-figure donation AND social standing???That’s not just“loaded”that’s“your dad owns a small country”loaded.（>>89荣誉套房？？？那间要七位数捐款加上社会地位才能拿到的？？？那不叫“有钱”，那叫“你爸拥有一个小国家”那种有钱。）】
91L Anonymous
【Brittany panicking?????Girl,"you're threatened"doesn't even begin to cover it????（布列塔妮慌张吗？????姐妹，“你受威胁”这种说法都不足以形容了????）】
92L BrittanyEssen
【Unfortunately, no. Honor Suite doesn't prove anything anyway????Money can't buy class. Also... don't let me find out who you are.????????（很遗憾，没有。荣誉套房说明不了什幺????钱买不来教养。另外……别让我知道你是谁。????????）】
93L Anonymous
>>92【Says the girl whose dad donated exactly the minimum for a privilege suite.????（>>92这话出自那个她爸刚好捐了特权套房最低限额的女生。????）】
94L Anonymous
【????????????】
95L Anonymous
【Okay but can we talk about the fact that she’s been here less than a week and she’s already in Apollyn’s honors suite?That’s not“art kid with daddy’s money.”That’s“art kid whose daddy owns the building.”（行吧但是我们能聊聊她来了不到一周就已经住进了阿珀伦的荣誉套房这件事吗？那不叫“用老爸钱的艺术生”，那叫“艺术生的老爸拥有这栋楼”。）】
96L Anonymous
【So is no one going to mention that Hunter and Chance have been lurking on this thread since page one?????（所以没人提亨特和钱斯从第一页就在这个帖子里潜水吗？????）】
97L Anonymous
>>96【Wait what.How do you know.（>>96等等什幺。你怎幺知道的。）】
98L Anonymous
>>97【Because I have eyes and I saw them reading it during lunch.????They’ve been“discussing”something all week.You know what that means.（>>97因为我有眼睛，我午饭时看见他们在看这个帖子。????他们整周都在“讨论”什幺事。你知道那意味着什幺。）】
99L HunterFoster
【She’s not responding to DMs. Any of you actually talked to her or is everyone just guessing.（她没回私信。你们有人真的跟她聊过吗，还是所有人都只是在猜？）】
100L Anonymous
【99 He just spoke up????He definitely has her Insta.（>>99他说话了????他肯定有她的ins。）】
101L ChanceBancroft
>>99【Told you. She’s not interested in the usual approach.（>>99跟你说了。她对常规套路不感兴趣。）】
102L Anonymous
【Wait“the usual approach”??? Chance what does that mean???（等等“常规套路”？？？钱斯那是什幺意思？？？）】
103L Anonymous
>>102【You really don’t want to know.????
（>>102你真的不会想知道的。????）】
104L Anonymous
【Okay so Hunter and Chance were planning something and now they’re backing off? What changed.（行吧所以亨特和钱斯本来在计划什幺，现在他们收手了？什幺变了。）】
105L Anonymous
>>104【Check her family name. Then check the donor list for the past twenty years.????
（>>104查查她的姓氏。再查查过去二十年的捐赠名单。????）】
106L Anonymous
【What family name? No one even knows her last name.（什幺姓氏？根本没人知道她姓什幺。）】
107L Anonymous
>>106【Exactly. That’s the point. If you know, you know. And if you don’t, you’re not supposed to.（>>106没错。这就对了。知道的就知道。不知道的就不该知道。）】
108L Anonymous
【This is so creepy. Y’all are digging into a girl’s family like it’s a background check.
（这也太creepy了。你们在挖一个女生的家庭背景，像在做背景调查似的。）】
109L Anonymous
>>108【Welcome to Aetheron. First time?☕️
（>>108欢迎来到艾瑟隆。第一次来？☕️）】
110L HunterFoster
【Alright fine. Since everyone's so curious????I was gonna make a move, but honestly…after reading this thread? Not worth the risk. So y'all can follow her yourselves.@sia_sijiao（行吧。既然大家都这幺好奇????我本来是打算下手的，但说实话，看了这个帖子后我觉得不值得冒这个险。所以，你们自己关注她吧。@sia_sijiao）】
111L Anonymous
>>110【Hunter just…gave up? Publicly?（>>110亨特就这幺……放弃了？还公开说的？）】
112L Anonymous
【Not him dropping her Instagram like a peace offering.????That’s a first.（他居然把她的Instagram当和好礼物丢出来了。????这还是头一回。）】
113L Anonymous
【Wait her Instagram is public? And she has zero posts??????（等等她的Instagram是公开的？零帖子？？????）】
114L Anonymous
>>113【Zero posts. Zero. That’s not a flex that’s a statement.（>>113零帖子。零。那不是炫耀，那是一种态度。）】
115L Anonymous
【Alright, but check her following list???? It's empty too. Like… going for that whole mysterious aesthetic? Aren't art kids supposed to follow a bunch of galleries and artists? ????????（行吧，但是看她的关注列表????也是空的。像……走那种神秘美学路线？艺术生不应该都关注一堆画廊和艺术家吗？????????）】
116L Anonymous
【Oh, I see Titus already followed her????Ha, Laurent and IsaiahHo too. How long has it even been??????????（哦，我看见泰斯特关注了，哈，洛朗和IsaiahHo也关注了，这才过去多久？？????????）】
117L Anonymous
【Titus doesn't waste a single second????（泰特斯一秒都不会浪费????）】
118L Anonymous
【We've gone from"who is she"to"she's off limits"????Atherton efficiency.????
（我们从“她是谁”发展到“她碰不得”????艾瑟隆效率。????）】
131L Anonymous
【OKAY SO. Just saw Titus and Sia walking together on campus. Together. As in. Walking. And talking. And she was SMILING.
（行吧所以。刚看见泰特斯和希娅一起在校园里走。一起。就是说。走路。说话。她还在笑。）】
132L Anonymous
>>131【WHAT？？？（>>131什幺？？）】
133L Anonymous
>>131【PHOTO??? ANYONE GET A PHOTO???（>>131照片？？？有人拍到照片了吗？？？）】
134L Anonymous
>>131【It’s been FOUR DAYS since the thread started. That’s not“sliding into DMs”that’s a full-court press.????（>>131帖子才发了四天。那不是“滑进私信”，那是全场紧逼。????）】
135L Anonymous
【Called it. I called it on page one. 48 hours? Try 96 but still. I was right.（我说什幺来着。我第一页就说了。四十八小时？九十六小时吧但还是。我说对了。）】
136L Anonymous
>>135 【You said 48 and it took 96. That’s not “called it” that’s “off by double.” ????（>>135 你说了四十八小时，结果花了九十六小时。那不叫“说对了”，那叫“翻倍了”。????）】
137L Anonymous
【Either way. Titus wins again. Man has never lost a race he actually wanted to win.
（不管怎样。泰特斯又赢了。这人从来没输过一场他真正想赢的比赛。）】
